(Source: seapuke, via asian)

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

(via crapburger)

eidak:

u ever see someone and think “i wanna go down on u for so long that when i come back up they’ll be releasing the iphone 12”

(via clingingtoaplasticduck)

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

(Source: omg-humor, via improperly-proper)

jeniphyer:

All my exes be like

jeniphyer:

All my exes be like

(via improperly-proper)

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

(via improperly-proper)

kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM 
AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM

AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

(via ljevintage)

#cora knows what's going on

(Source: like-a-song-you-enchanted-me, via foreverhavingfun)

kikideath:

arlhin:

whatevenisthisblogabout:

secret-mistakes:

tropic-royals:

zackisontumblr:

Impersonating the people you see everyday (x)

Number four is the most accurate thing in the world

Oh my goodness number seven

number two is accurate as fuck

These are the most accurate things I have ever seen

Number eight wins.

(via asian)

nutellanatalia:

asian:

nutellanatalia:

i wanna try dating an asian guy

Date me

no not you

(Source: , via asian)

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

(via clingingtoaplasticduck)